
Oh Paula.
I kid you not, of all the seasons of Idol I have watched, I have never seen Paula so blitzed. If you don’t know what I’m talking about, then let me very briefly descibe what happened last night.
First off, the theme of the night were the songs of Neil Diamond, who is a legend. I admit, I’m not too familiar with his works, besides the big well known songs, but all in all I enjoyed the songs performed tonight. Ryan started off the evening by telling the audience that there are doing things differently, because of the fact that the contestants have two performances each. Each contestant would perform the first song of the night without judges’ comments, then would sing the second round of songs with the judges critiques of both songs.
After round one, Ryan lined up the contestants on stage and asked each of the judges for their first, quick impressions of the round one songs. Randy begins and give a one to two sentence review on each contestant’s performance. Moving on to Paula, she began to review Jason Castro’s performance (he was first), then goes on to review his SECOND song choice, even though he hadn’t performed it yet. Truly a Paula moment. When Randy pointed out that they had only sung one song, she commented that she thought Jason had sung twice already. HUH?! Is she that spaced out during performances? Is it any wonder why no one actually cares what she says anymore? (Personally, I think she either read her notes on another contestant by accident, but still….SPACY)
Anyway, I think I touched enough on the ridiculousness of Paula. I have bothered you all enough, so let’s get to the meat of the night….the performances:

1.JASON CASTRO – sung "Forever in Blue Jeans" and "September Morn" - I came away from Jason’s performances tonight with only one thought in my mind; no effort. It’s true what the judges said, in that the Jason we all remember from the beginning of the season was no where to be found last night. Jason has gone back to “just getting through” the songs, and it showed very obviously last night. All three judges called him out on it, and personally I agree. Both performances were uninspired, and even more so, downright boring. He didn’t change it up, he just sung them. This is what bothers me most about Jason. If it isn’t a genre he likes, and he’s forced to sing songs in that genre, then he just gives up, doesn’t try, and hopes his charm and smile will win him through to the next round. His attitude stinks, and is a complete opposite to someone like David Cook, who takes a genre, turns it on it’s ear, and makes the best of it. I’m sure David C.’s first choice wouldn’t be Neil Diamond songs, but guess what? He made the best of it, and got high praise for it. (more on that later). For now, I think it’s pretty obvious Jason is my first choice for the bottom two tonight. Heck, he practically earned that place with those performances.
2.DAVID COOK – sung "I'm Alive" and "All I Really Need is You" – Week after week, I grow more and more impressed with David, and though I still like “porkchop”, I think David C. is the guy I see as a breakout star. I don’t even think it matters if he wins Idol or not, he is already a star. I didn’t think his first performance was that great, but it wasn’t bad. His vocals were solid, and I liked his added “rock” vibe to a relatively unknown Neil Diamond song. As for his second performance, it was, as Simon said, “brilliant”. I never heard of “All I Really Need Is You”, but damn if it didn’t sound like a song that could be on the radio right now, thanks to David’s amazing arrangement. I’m actually curious to hear the original to see how far removed Cook’s version was. By this point, David has secured a place in the finale, and without a doubt, completely safe this week.
3.BROOKE WHITE - sung "I'm a Believer" and "I Am I Said" - Ugh. UGH. Brooke, what in the world drove you to pick “I’m a Believer” as your first song!? Especially after (as one of the judges pointed out) that cheesy video on Idol Gives Back of different celebrities lip-synching to it? It doesn’t matter that Brooke sounded okay singing this song, it came off completely karaoke. Simon called Brooke’s first song performance a “nightmare”, and I have to agree. Thankfully, she had a second song choice, and this is where she shined. Something about Brooke at that piano raises her performances every time, and this time was no exception. “I Am I Said” sounded great, and Neil’s suggestion of replacing “New York” with “Arizona” (Brooke’s home state) worked extremely well. It made the song more personal, creating a fantastic emotional connection to the song. But I have to go back to that first horrible song choice. I think it put Brooke into trouble, and despite a great second performance, she is my second and final choice for the bottom two picks this week. Sorry Brooke.
4.DAVID ARCHULETA – sung "Sweet Caroline" and "America" - Porkchop was a smart boy this week. For one, he chose two of the most well-known Neil Diamond songs. I love Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline”, but I don’t think David’s version really gave it justice. I mean, I had to bite my tongue during the performance not to sing “bah, bah bah” and “so good, so good, so good”. (and don’t look at me that way, you know you wanted to as well) This is one of the first times I have to admit, I didn’t think porkchop’s performance was good enough. I come to expect more from him at this stage, so he let me down a little with his first performance. His second performance was a little better, but not much better. What will save him with the second song choice, is just that; his song choice. SMART. He’s playing to the same audience as Kristy Lee Cook did when she sang “God Bless The USA”, so it’s a guaranteed success. I give credit to David, because of his song choices this week, he is definitely safe. (Come on, this point we all can start to see David squared in the finale, no?)
5.SYESHA MERCADO – sung "Hello Again" and "Thank the Lord for the Night Time" – For once, I have to say I enjoyed Syesha’s performances, and I’ll even rack them up as two of the best of the night. Her first choice was sung beautifully, her vocals were so spot on, you heard her range from beginning to end. The second choice showed her personality and vocal ability. Her second performance cemented my theory that she would be a brilliant stage actress. I can see Syesha be a blowout star in Broadway musicals, because she has that special something that combines both amazing vocals with stage acting. That all aside, I think it’s too late for poor Syesha. She has blossomed way too late for her new fans to make a difference. Her constant place in the bottom doesn’t help matters much. Despite last week’s fantastic performance, she still wound up in the bottom two. It’s like she can’t win, no matter how hard she tries. I have to disagree with Simon on her last night though. He said that she could be in trouble, but I don’t think so. I think she’s safe tonight, but considering the way voting has been against her, I could be very wrong. Let’s watch and see.
My Bottom TWO Picks: Jason Castro, and by virtue of that horrible first song choice, Brooke White.
My Pick to be Eliminated Tonight: Is it Brooke’s time? Or has Jason’s uncaring attitude finally spelled his doom? I have to say it could go either way tonight. If I want to think logically, Brooke should be safe because her second performance was good, and Jason is out because both his performances stunk. So I say Jason is going home. However, be prepared if out of left field Syesha goes home.
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